Thorin and Bilbo wake up together for the first time?
Ohh ho ho yeah. Yeah. I got you. 😀
Thorin awoke to a weight upon his chest and a pair of extremely sharp, shrewd eyes regarding him.
“Did you mean it?” asked Bilbo, the possessor of the aforementioned weight, and the eyes too. He was lying upon Thorin, warm and naked, in Thorin’s bed – all ingredients for the most wondrous morning imaginable, except for the Hobbit’s fiercely suspicious expression.
Blinking himself fully awake, Thorin’s mind immediately began to spin into panic. He rifled through the memories of last night’s unlooked-for blessings, the glorious touch of skin to skin, the sworn declarations of eternal devotion, wondering what part of it could have rung false and how he could make it right. “Mean what?” he asked.
“This!” insisted Bilbo, squirming closer to his face, which did not assist Thorin’s thought process in the slightest. He tugged at the short, hasty braid that hung beside his pointed ear, almost tickling Thorin’s nose with the tuft of it. “I know the sex happened, believe me, I can still feel that – and I’m not complaining in the least, not a bit of it. But the getting married, and all of that rot. Did I dream it, or did it really happen? And if so, did you mean it?”
“Every word,” said Thorin, daring at last to bring his hands up to rest on the perfection of Bilbo’s bottom. It was a very, very good bottom and Thorin had no intention of letting a chance to caress it pass him by ever again. “Never doubt it.”
Bilbo sniffed, his nose twitching enchantingly. He frowned, apparently thinking to himself, until just the smallest flicker of a smile crossed his face. “Good,” he declared, and rolled off onto the mattress, turning his back to Thorin. “Just checking. You can go back to sleep now.”
There was a pause. “Back to sleep?” repeated Thorin.
Bilbo glanced over his shoulder, grinning more widely, and wriggled back against Thorin’s hip. He was still warm, still naked, still in Thorin’s bed, but notably more amenable of mood than he had seemed a moment ago. “Unless you’re too awake. We could think of something else to do if you prefer.”
do you ever think about how much of a trip the last minutes of auj are from thorin’s pov, like?? last he knew, he was on some godforsaken cliff with fukcign. fucking orcs everywhere and trees on fire and avenging angel hobbits (this bit is particularly ????) and next thing he knows he’s waking up on fuckin pride rock and it’s morning time and there are several extremely above-average sized birds of prey circling directly overhead and f ucking avenging angel hobbits??????
I make my husband a sandwich everyday for work. Once, I jokingly kissed it to show him that I made it “with love.” But then for some reason it stuck, and that just became the habit. Make sandwich, give it a little smooch, put into baggie. Except when I’m mad at him. Then that sandwich isn’t made with love. It gets no kiss. Yeah, enjoy that sandwich, jerkface. I hope it tastes like despair.
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“Cheer up,” Dwalin said as Thorin poked disconsolately at his sandwich. “Bilbo can’t be that mad at you. He still made you lunch.”
“Yes but -” Thorin broke off, looking somewhere between embarrassed and defiant. “He didn’t make it with love.”
“With love?” Dwalin scoffed, and Thorin glowered at him half-heartedly.
“I can tell,” he said sadly. “It doesn’t taste the same.”
“Didn’t Bilbo kiss it before he put it in the bag?” Dwalin mocked, only for Thorin to shake his head, totally serious.
Dwalin rolled his eyes at his own sandwich, which didn’t look half as good as Bilbo’s one, love or not. “I’m sure the two of you will be back to giving everyone around you cavities before too long,” he assured Thorin with a sigh.
Foolish Drunk Thorin after to many tankards trying to make a point to Dwalin: “Just look at this face, so beautiful. I could stare at it the whole night. ”
Sweet Oblivious Bilbo who was playing cards peacefully: “Uh… Thorin?“
Thorin is thick…and I love it! I probably should have made him even more voluptuous!! I need to accentuate his booty more. And I definitely need to start drawing some art of Bilbo worshiping dat booty.
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