birdkeeperklink:

I’ve read fics where Bilbo thinks he and Thorin are engaged because of Thorin saving him in the mountains, or because of him saving Thorin, but I just really want a fic where to the dwarves, the circumstances under which Bilbo saved Thorin mean they’re totes married now, and Bilbo’s just like ‘I’m so relieved he doesn’t hate me anymore’ and Thorin is adorably confused by his new husband and how calmly he accepts his gifts and friendliness and half the dwarves are like, ‘Should we tell one of them?’ and the other half are just as confused as Thorin about why Bilbo isn’t acting any different now that they’re married. Oblivious loves and accidental engagements/marriages give me life, I don’t even care.