Tag: lol
Ravus: I am going to kill you
Noctis: K but let me ask Iggy
Ravus: That’s not how this works-
Noctis: He said no
Gossip reporter: But who could possibly want to come between Ignis “Sex On Legs” Scientia and Noctis “Too Pure For This World” Lucis Caelum??
Other gossip reporter: ME, ME, I WOULD WANT TO COME BETWEEN THEM, THAT WOULD BE A GREAT EVENING FOR ME, PERSONAL FANTASY RIGHT THERE
Verstael: So hey I found this naked monster guy chained up in a magic god torpor in a dungeon.
Emperor Iedolas: neat
Verstael: Can he have a government job?
Emperor Iedolas: sure
Happy #Halloween here’s a dabbing witch king I did when I should’ve been doing homework cuz I got bored lmao
saw a comment someone made on a post saying “it’s not possible to read dark fiction and not have that affect your morals, you can’t train your brain NOT to normalize those things!” and i completely agree
as a life-long crime fiction and horror fan, i am an immoral monster. i’ve watched all 456 episodes of law and order and committed a murder after each one. i ate my neighbors after watching hannibal. i started a meth lab after breaking bad. i ruined my high school prom because i watched carrie the night before. in middle school i read stephen king’s it, went down to the sewers with some friends and
Something only older kh fans will get:
Kairi, Traitor, Sephiroth, Goofy, Sora, Roxas, why, Axel, I’m a fool, Xemnas, You’re right.
For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel, the wait is over: I put together a 19th Century Character Trope Generator!
If you’d like to reblog, put your character in the tags because I’m curious.






